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eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

eziocauthon89:

I don’t know which is the “correct” answer, but I know which one I’m going to use from now on

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities
 John GreenThe Fault in Our Stars (via feellng)
hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

I don’t think google gets enough credit sometimes

tonydinozzos:

i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was

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sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

im canadian and i really want to move to australia and but i'm crazy scared of spiders and people tell me that a house spider in australia is huge and i was wondering if this is true bc if it is i'll cry
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australiansanta:

well i mean it depends its not like you cant get out of bed because as soon as you step on the floor 7 spiders try bite your feet (i mean i’m sure thats happened haha but its not common) and it depends where you live

if you live in an inner-city highrise unit you wont see as many spiders as someone that lives in a place surrounded by trees

i live in an inner-city suburb but it’s pretty leafy and my neighbours especially have quite a few trees (as you can see in one of my latest posts about the rain some of the trees were in that) so we tend to get quite a few spiders, not too many, but a few

some are no bigger than a coin and some are as big as your hand (some get a lot bigger too), but its a lot more rare to see the bigger ones because they’ll hide away generally 

there’s typical indoor spiders (like the ones that are more likely to be found in man-made environments, like hunstmans etc) and typical outdoor spiders (ones that tend to stick to nature and trees like golden orbs etc), and then there’s the chill small spiders that’ll be like under chairs and in corners and idk

its really hard for me to compare because it’s so normal to me because it’s all i know

basically, if you lived a life like me, you’d see a big spider maybe twice a year, a medium spider maybe 5 times a year and the smaller ones are just so tiny and stick to themselves so there’s really no point worrying about them

this probably makes it seem like theres spiders everywhere and like you have to check your chairs and everything before you sit on them and like idk i guess it just depends on the house and where you live. if you’re a clean person or have pest control then you dont have much to worry about but if you’re a messy person with a messy house then there’s more of a chance of spiders

but outdoors you’ll see spider webs in lots of places like just all the standard places like between power lines and trees and poles and pipes and etc etc

its really not that bad like this whole time i’ve felt my shirt touch me and kept thinking it was a spider and have been basically shivering and cringing at the thought of a spider walking on me like i’m soooooo scared of them honestly and most of the time it doesnt bother me because you dont really see them too often???

cleaning out the garage or backyard or whatever is a different story though you’re 111111101001999401% likely to see quite a few spiders

my god the amount of times i’ve played hide and seek or tiggy (tag) or something and ran through a spider web and flipped the f out is off the charts, thats kinda a method of waiting to find people, just listen out for a scream and you know theyve walked/sprinted into a spider web

idk seirously its hard because i dont know what its like for other countries, everyone makes out like they dont even have spiders in their countries, just know it’s really not that bad??????

im bad at sticking to a word limit im sorry

U WILL DIE STRAIGHT UP

fadmash:

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The oxygen in our lungs, the iron in our blood and the carbon in our body were all made by an exploding star billions of years ago. We are all made of star material.

fadmash:

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The oxygen in our lungs, the iron in our blood and the carbon in our body were all made by an exploding star billions of years ago. We are all made of star material.

slapping:

buy me pizza and i’ll send you my nudes

disembodiedangelfeet:

sometimes I realize there are people on my dash heavily burdened with horrible things

bad relationships

mental illnesses

dangerous situations

and I just desperately hope that you’ll be okay, you’ll find the strength to continue and do the right thing for yourself, you’ll make it through and be happy

all of you

pleasestopbeingsad:

things life is too short for:
- hating yourself
- pretending to laugh at “jokes” that are actually just bigoted statements
- not singing along to your favorite songs
- waiting hours to text someone back just to look cool
- bad coffee
- bad books
- mean people
- body shaming
- letting other people dictate your life

stitch-the-geek:

OMG GUYS THAT WAS ONE TIME

i-may-be-strange:

His character was golden and the only reason to watch that train wreck

theblackrising:

thedauntlessbrave:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

gageb69:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

if you’re feeling embarrassed by middle school you, just remember during my scene phase my catch phrase was “pink is punk 101” which was influenced by zoey 101

I went through an even worse phase…black. I always sagged my pants, and even had a do-rag. 

That’s actually pretty racist

More like incredibly racist.

*waits for black tumblr to assemble*